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Dead Fred

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Do you get frustrated when your pen rolls off of your desk and under the table? Then when you bend to grab it, you smack your head on the underside of the table. You ever just want to stab somebody when that happens? Then Dead Fred is just the man you've been looking for! Make sure that pen stays where it should when you thrust it straight through Fred's heart!

Fred’s dead!

Dead Fred is here in case you need to get something off your chest. And he lets you do that by plunging your pen deep into his! A bit uncouth, perhaps, to have on your desk, a trifle macabre, sure but that doesn’t mean this little guy won’t be the talk of the office. Even after the boss calls you in for “the talk,” your coworkers are sure to still be amazed by this posthumous pen holder known as Dead Fred.

If you happen to get stressed at work, yet you live by that deeply ingrained instinct that stabbing others is wrong, don't go postal! Because, luckily, we have the answer to your deepest desires and that happens to be Dead Fred! This unique pen holder from Suck UK will keep you organized and, at the same time, will help you relieve some stress because he doesn’t mind if you stab him through the chest a few dozen times in a row. I can hear the theme from “Psycho” now!

All that pent-up aggression gone in a matter of seconds and nobody gets hurt (well no living person, anyways)!

So if you happen to like what Dead Fred has to offer, you’re sure to feel the same about all his Friends. Collect Splat Stan, Stress Ball Paul, Book Mark and more! Each ghastly guy is sure to garner much attention from all the ghouls in the workplace.


  • Material: Silicone rubber
  • Size: 125X70X20mm

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